...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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