addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It's just like the Real World with babies
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
