Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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