btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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