hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize