you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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