no. you can't hotbox the world.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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