i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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