sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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