yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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