"it" just moved
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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