I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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