People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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