Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You need Xanax blowdarts
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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