Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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