quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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