i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
