Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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