The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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