Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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