Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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