why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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