u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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