i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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