so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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