That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
We got so high we made milksteak
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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