He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I hope mine doesn't look like that
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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