Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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