you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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