S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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