whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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