I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
