Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
