I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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