no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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