BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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