Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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