Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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