would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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