I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
