i just had sex bonerless
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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