On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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