that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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