Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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