is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We were destined to go to rehab together
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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