yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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