i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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