glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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