idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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