We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Randomize
