I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
