We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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