what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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