Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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