No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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