A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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