I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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